Steven Berra

So my friend and her boyfriend were talking in my common area and I overheard this conversation:

Boyfriend: "Duude, so like I saw Steven Berra today at the taco shop and I got to shake hands with him."

Girl: "Oh really? Did you get his autograph?"

Boyfriend: "Nah, I went up to him and said 'hey bro, just keep doing what you do.' Did I ever tell you that I think it's stupid to ask for someone's autograph? It's like, asking a person you admire to do something so materialistic like..signing their name...on a piece of paper. What's the point?"

Hands down. So true.